October 2011
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? →
goo.gl
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
That awkward moment when there's someone overly competitive in your gym class. →
goo.gl
They’re all like:
And you’re like:
Well, excuuuse the hell out of me, I didn’t know we were competing in the Olympics.






