August 2011
I hate when bitches get a new hair style and say, "this is the new me"
My nigga, it is just hair.
You support gay rights? Are you gay?
You support animal rights? Are you an animal?
Some people are just so ignorant.
Reblog if you actually never sign out of Tumblr, you just close the browser.
..You can sign out of Tumblr?
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
during night time in my house:
what would happen if i didnt have a blanket…
when i walk by the hall…
when i got to the livingroom…
when i go to the kitchen …
when i walk by stuffed animals …
thats why i never get out of bed during night.
The things that piss me off the most at school:
The girls who always try to fight:
The people that ask stupid questions:
The kids who get their swagger on in front of me and make me late:
The couples who make out in the middle of the hall:
The boys/girls who think they’re hot shit:
The ghetto girls that always scream at each other:
Studying:
That awkward moment when your ex says "you will never find another like me"
duh, that’s the point.. THE FUCK
When your friend is mad And you try to cheer them up by being funny
But they just give you a nasty look
And you’re just like
I hate doing presentations
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
That moment when you see your friend in the car next to you at a stop light
At first you’re like:
Then you try to get their attention:
Then they see you and your like:
A girl fell into the toilet.
Expectation
- Hurry, get her out!
Reality
- Hurry, get the camera and take a picture!
I'm on Facebook, watching everyone like these things.
And everyone’s like ‘OMG DATZ SO FUNNY N ORIGINAL!!!!1!!!ONE!”
And I’m thinking “Bitch please, I saw that on tumblr about 3 months ago.”
When your parents actually believe that you're the only human being who stays on the computer all day..
That moment when you forgot to bring a towel in the shower.
How could I have forgotten?!
No one’s around?
Run for your life
When you're at school and you see someone who has all the answers for today's work
I like talking to people from tumblr. They have good grammar.
People try to talk to me on Facebook and I’m just like…
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
I don't like being asked to make decisions.
Where do you want to eat?
Where do you want to go?
“I have no idea.”
What do you want to do?
“What do you want to do?”
Sitting at your house bored when suddenly you get a text from a friend asking you to come hang out !
